my smile is beautiful -- it's not even cute, it's just beautiful.

From today forward, unless it's a serious post, my post titles are going to be completely random -- kind of a flavor of the month thing.

Perhaps it's also prompted by the liberty that I feel over this 5 day break. I completely have nothing in line, so I spent today catching up with all the shows I have yet to watch. Good thing the Internet is making watching TV a much easier thing to do.

Along with this liberty comes an unbridled sense of boredom. Of course, it's welcome now especially after the long arduous midterm season. I think this is the first post I have ever done out of being "compelled" to do so, and not because I have something legitimate to say.

So what's new with me?

1. I have found a new fascination with the "--" punctuation. Maybe it's because it makes essays that much longer, instead of the ; or even the - or merely a , . Whatever the case, whether it is proper punctuation, I like it, and that's all that matters.

2. Went to a live Saturday Night Live taping last night, went insane, and felt like I wanted to get 10 years older in an instant so I can be legitimately compatible with Kristen Wiig. Doesn't happen that much often, but when you're confronted with that much talent and spunk, you can't help but feel young again.

3. Impending ankle surgery. Sign of the times.

4. Going to Buenos Aires for Spring Break. Before you think it's the crrrazy wild Spring Break MTV-beach-holiday-beats-pumping-out-of-my-convertible kind, it's actually a business school trip. Good times. See you in a couple, Argentina.

5. I think I'm a bit more than 2 months away from making my way back to the other side of the world. You know what? All this recession talk has got me thinking -- perhaps there's only 2 things to get out of this. One would be to fly back and hope that markets are better. Of course, easy for me to say, given that it's becoming more and more likely that it's not just a US crisis, but one that is driving everyone mad.

So if that doesn't work, I'm investing my money now so I can build my branch of McDonald's in Mars. My future will be more secure there than here. You can pay me in red interplanetary rocks or meteorites, I don't care. No more greenbacks.

6. Watching the Daily Show with Jon Stewart this Monday with some fellas from work. Work has been insane by the way -- I felt compelled to say that because I've never heard anybody say "work has been amazing" for a while now, so until I hear optimism from this world, you're just going to have to sit back and look at my beautiful face and my gorgeous smile.

What can I say, I'm a good-looking man, blessed with astonishing looks.

Now I just have to work on my height.

I"M OUT!!!