for 21 years...

For 21 years, I have tried to find someone who REALLY resembles me.

Yeah, my family's there. They say I look like my grandma, it's alright, I love her a lot.

But I've always wondered, other than Tom Cruise, who else shares my astonishingly good looks?

I've searched far and wide, and one of my friends here in NY reminded me of...

PONG PAGONG (translated: "Pong the Turtle")

He is the star of "Batibot" which is the Sesame Street of the Philippines. I spent all my mornings watching him til I was about 6, ok? so don't mess with pong. He's one good-lookin' turtle.

I'M OUT!!!