i have a hunch.

I have a hunch that Spring Break is going to be fantastic. I just feel it.

Anyways, the cold is back. And my roommate is sick. Which simply means that the swass rating for my room is set to go up for the next few days.

Monday: 6.5
Tuesday: 7.25
Wednesday: 8.5, which means I'll be at the living room choking myself trying to breathe fresh air from whatever crack or crevice I can find.

Perhaps it's my fault too. In an effort to keep the room warm, I taped up all of our windows (well, there's only one big one, actually) in the room, so that cold air won't get in. Now I can't open it for ventilation. Sucks.

I mean, how is it a conducive place to live when your roommate sleeps and snores the whole day, wallows around in the shoddiest of clothes, with used socks strewn all about, and with plates of half-eaten pasta on the bed beside him.

Now you know why I sleep on the couch.

Now I will complain about garbage disposal. Again, the Filipino maid is being mistreated in a foreign land. Nobody clears the trash other than me or my roommate, and my roommate clears it only when his mood swing permits. Once every two months, my roommate will do an overhaul cleaning of the apartment. He will vacuum the living room, clear the bins, etc. BUT. that's one big BUT, he won't touch the bathroom, the most disgusting place. What will he do? He will leave a note on the bathroom door:

Hey guys,

As you have seen, I have just cleaned the house. However, I did not clean the bathroom as I don't want to be doing that all the time. Please discuss among the three of you how you want to share the task. Let's keep the room clean, ok? thanks!

(NAME)

Now, let's analyze this piece of information. I think, firstly, that "all the time" is a discrepancy. Somehow I feel that I'm the only one who has ever properly cleaned the bathroom. Sure, they have wiped it once in a while, but I am 100% sure that I'm the only one who actually brushes the toilet and gets rid of all the residual hair on the floor, and brushes even the hard-to-reach areas. In short, they wipe the surface with kleenex, I scrub the innards with toilet paper. (In case you didn't get that, it's a bad analogy using the theme "wiping the butt". I know, it's gross.)

Three of you. Unfortunately, the other two are too busy with their own lives and sexcapades to be cleaning the toilet. Maybe they have this weird belief that inhaling random excretory material will lower your libido. Unfortunately again, I am the person who has the least use of his mojo here in the apartment. Not to say I have less mojo, in fact, the other two are simply emasculated by their "clean" image, and we shouldn't even talk about my roommate. But don't get me wrong, I love talking crap with the other two (well, not really with the other one).

Now, Let's keep the room clean, ok? How about dirty underwear on the floor? Anyone fancy some leftover coffee from two days ago? How about some rotten saliva on top of all that? Sounds scrumptious, I know.

Oh, and somehow, David and I can't get enough of the fact that his morning alarm is the theme from Dreamgirls. Amazing. You'll just have to admit that in the end, all of my suitemates are just boys... and girls.

Anyways, a few more days to spring break! and as I said, I HAVE A HUNCH that it will be a blast!

Take care y'all!

I'M OUT!!!