shout outs

Alright, so last night I found out that I'm going to have a roommate once again for the upcoming year.

Let us all collectively cross our fingers.

You know what I mean. For goodness' sake, if this turns out to be another one of those mishaps from the last two years, I'm walking out. Right away.

So you, sir. I don't know who you are, but I sure hope you're a decent guy. I'm not threatening or whatever, but yeah I really need this year to be a good one. Pivotal year ahead for me. You have no idea. If I become famous, I'll dedicate a whole page for you on my autobiography, just don't bring parties and drunk girls (or "people") to our room.

Thanks.

Anyways, I'm not sure if mike reads this anymore, but to my friend who is going on exchange to Poland, I share this story (and of course to all of you as well):

Horny bull fancied farmer

A farmer landed in hospital after a horny bull mistook him for a cow.

The randy steer tore off the farmer's clothes in a frenzy after he caught the scent of cows on them at the dairy farm in Wies Dlugie, eastern Poland.

Terrified Stan Markowski, 68, tried to reject the amorous advances but was chased and tossed all round the field.

His daughter Danuta, 45, explained: "The bull smelt my dad who had just been with cows and thought he was a cow ready for mating.

"But when my dad pushed him off the bull went mad began to charge and toss him around the field, tearing his clothes and hurling him to the ground.

"He managed to get away and ran home - completely naked, terrified and bleeding."


So yeah, be careful over there. I know your school mascot's a cow and stuff, but keep away alright?

I'm going insane. Finals in 2 days.

I'M OUT!!!